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Looking for a hilarious, slightly cynical, and totally memorable Christmas ornament for 2025? Celebrate the year the penny finally went out of circulation with this brutally honest, commemorative wooden ornament! 
(Note: Each penny will vary in patina. No two will look alike.)

The perfect gift for:


-That one family member whose unsolicited advice is... abundant.
-Your favorite economist who predicted this decades ago.
-Anyone who loves a good laugh and dark humor.

The Snarky Details:


-The Text: "Your 2 cents has always been worthless, it's just official now! 2025 There Goes the Penny!"
-The Design: The entire phrase is clearly laser engraved onto beautiful EcoBirch wood.
-The Twist: The "0" in "2025" features a genuine inset penny, permanently embedded into the wood, making it a truly unique piece of memorabilia.

This ornament is not just a joke, it's a keepsake you'll hang on the tree for years to come.

📏 Dimensions & Materials

Material: High-quality, Maple Wood with MDF Core
Penny: Each penny will vary in patina. No two will look alike.
Size: Approximately 3.5 inches x 5.4 inches
Hanger: Includes a silver ornament String with snap connecters on the ends for easy hanging.
Engraving: Crisp, permanent laser etching.

Penny Retirement Ornamnet

$10.00Price
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